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1 year ago 20,361 notes GOP political funny lol elephant

markhorparkourReblogged from markhorparkour

burntumbre:

Does anyone else see the irony in the elephant being the symbol of the Republican Party?
Elephants live in matriarchal groups where males are excluded except to breed.  They’re herbivores and are known to be highly empathetic to other elephants as well as their dead; if one elephant in the group is in trouble, all the other elephants will pitch in to help it out.  They also practice collective raising of the young, with young elephants being tended to by all members of the herd.
You guys, elephants are socialist vegan feminists who support public education.
It’s also worth mentioning that most elephants are bisexual.

burntumbre:

Does anyone else see the irony in the elephant being the symbol of the Republican Party?

Elephants live in matriarchal groups where males are excluded except to breed.  They’re herbivores and are known to be highly empathetic to other elephants as well as their dead; if one elephant in the group is in trouble, all the other elephants will pitch in to help it out.  They also practice collective raising of the young, with young elephants being tended to by all members of the herd.

You guys, elephants are socialist vegan feminists who support public education.

It’s also worth mentioning that most elephants are bisexual.

(Source: markhorparkour, via beautifulmania)

2 years ago 2,300 notes lol funny animal warthog pumbaa

thedailywhatReblogged from thedailywhat

thedailywhat:

Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: Chris and Sandra sent TDW a charming email — “Only In Africa!” — complete with pic, about their friends’ encounter with a real-life Pumbaa:

They had been away at a game park and on the first evening, while sitting in front of the fire in the bar, in walked a fully grown warthog. He walked over to the bar and without a word the bar man handed him a pillow.
He took the pillow in his mouth, dropped it next to the fire and promptly lay down with his head on the pillow and went to sleep where, apparently he spends the cold nights.
In the morning he’s off into the bush again!  My friend says that if the barman isn’t there, he’ll just grab a pillow off one of the couches!

Hard to say whether it’s real, but here’s hoping.
[thanks, chris & sandra!]

thedailywhat:

Adorable Animal Being Adorable of the Day: Chris and Sandra sent TDW a charming email — “Only In Africa!” — complete with pic, about their friends’ encounter with a real-life Pumbaa:

They had been away at a game park and on the first evening, while sitting in front of the fire in the bar, in walked a fully grown warthog. He walked over to the bar and without a word the bar man handed him a pillow.

He took the pillow in his mouth, dropped it next to the fire and promptly lay down with his head on the pillow and went to sleep where, apparently he spends the cold nights.

In the morning he’s off into the bush again!  My friend says that if the barman isn’t there, he’ll just grab a pillow off one of the couches!

Hard to say whether it’s real, but here’s hoping.

[thanks, chris & sandra!]

(Source: thedailywhat, via daughterofthemoons)